After reading too many issues of Cosmopolitan, she thinks it'd be cute to get changed seductively, intending to kick your boxers she was wearing onto your bed after removing them. While attempting to perform this maneuver, she gets the boxers stuck around her legs, trips, and falls into your closet, wearing simply a bra and underwear.
For the sake of my pride, let's just say this is totally a hypothetical story. However, I would really, really empathize with any girl it did happen to. Totally.
Hypothetically, I still respect you in the morning
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ReplyDeleteWhich is why all awkward moments I encounter are interrupted only by song and coordinated dance.
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